Schmooziphisus The Great Lyrics By Diesel Boy

we're going out tonight its time to kiss some ass my wallets full of green and i got my backstage pass i'll smile and smoke a lot can i buy you another drink? lets talk about my band, we're amazing don't you think? i'll kiss your ass to get anything i gots to have me that brass ring and when i get it you can bet i'll forget your name but that's just how we play this game why should i bust my ass if you can help me out? i'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout pretty soon i'll make it big with all the schmoozing that i do and when you need a hand i'll piss all over you

Waltz Of A Dissapearing Girl Lyrics By Diesel Boy

you've left me in a bind to choke on the rind of what we almost never were you lead me on only to be gone how did you think i would feel sorry for the sad song but i must say so long to the disappearing girl one day you care and convince me you'll be there for me no matter how why or when the next day you're not so long may you rot i know thats mean but so am i sorry for the sad song but i must say so long to the disappearing girl its like there's these two different yous one of you's sweet the other's salt you call collect and i accept i just wanna hear your sweet voice on the line and even on my dime you haven't got the time to tell me just how you've been then you say "i've gotta go i'm at ryan's house you know i'll call you sometime when i find some time" sorry for the sad song but i must say so long to the disappearing girl

Adria's Warhol Lyrics By Diesel Boy

yesterday, i called an old friend in l.a. we laughed for hours about those days anyway, he's doing fine i'm glad to say its funny, some things never change my dreams fade, but my memories are saved like the lion, they are brave what have i become? its either all or none i never wanted anything from this world but love will i overcome? or will it leave me feeling numb? i never wanted anything from the world but love destiny, i think mine's leading me astray i'm on the tracks, here comes the train i can't complain, life's been good to me these days i guess i'll just fade away

Tangled Up And Blew Lyrics By Diesel Boy

your face your black beret headline news today your foot in history planted firmly into place with your blue dress stain you shouldn't have trusted that linda bitch she tapped into your phone then she lied then she cried then got a facelift kink and bizarre insert cigar behind his desk you lifted up your dress got tangled up and blew jfk had marilyn wasn't that the same but she was a movie star and you were jenny craig bubbly and overweight to barbara walters you finally spoke and we got to hear your side you were sweet but so naive and you like tom green kink and bizarre insert cigar behind his desk you lifted up your dress got tangled up and blew

Groovy Chick Lyrics By Diesel Boy

and he said she looks beautiful like mariliyn monroe. now he can't get her off his mind we could not believe it when he told us the news he said i met this chick and she's real groovy. now he's pretty hung up he sends her flowers at work he calls her every night he even missed a patch show we never really thought that this could ever happen but it seems that this is true he found a girlfriend he is really happy oh baby, baby, i love you! now he doesn't masturbate like he used to he's down to two or three times every other day he's late for practice again he must be at her place she must be really nice or really fucking crazy

Endless Summer Days Lyrics By Diesel Boy

it was a sunny summer day of sophomore year derek, marc, and i on highway 55 surfboards on the rack, ate breakfast on the way its days like these that make me glad to be alive surfs a crashing, bronze bodies on the sand this must be heaven where the water meets the land i love these california ways i miss those endless summer days we grabbed our boards and fought the waves to get outside the ocean is so powerful, so crystal blue and white we felt so safe there like the pearl inside the shell its days like these that make the stories i love to tell we watched the tide recede, the sun began to fade the lifeguards left their stand, another perfect day

The Continuing Misadventures Of Generation X Superhero, Slackerman Lyrics By Diesel Boy

from the bowery to brighton you've all heard my call i've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls my name is slackerman, superhero for the masses i'm trying to rid society from the rich upper classes i've got sideburns like elvis and a shaggy goatee i was born in 73 most superhero's fly high, but me, i'd rather skate both parents are lawyers, divorced when i was eight my wallets got a chain and superpowers to boot i'll lasso you like a cowboy then i'll die your hair blue i'm studying psych at the local jc cuz i don't really know what to be my partner in slackdom is a chick named danielle i met her at the drive thru of a taco bell she drives her mom's green volvo, bag of tricks on her back she wears her hair short, wears her doc martens black with her maybelline lips and her catholic school skirt she'll leave the bankers with nothing but dirt its a thankless job being a hero and all but i've gotta do it or genx will fall yuppies and boomers get outta my way cuz i'm taking over and i start today i am twenty-something hero of the world and i am here for your mocha